A Comprehensive Analysis Of My Life At 20 Years Old

B. Hoota What I’ve Accomplished So Far In College: My internship with D______ was astounding. I’m 20 with a Big 4 Accounting weighting this insignificant name. I was offered the Business Internship position at the O’Connell Center. Let the dating of basketball players commence. My publications with Huffington Post, The Crocodile, Spoon University, LearnTravelArt, and […]

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Guarantee of Foreplay

B. Hoota   To whom it may concern, To all the boys who fuck me in the future, here is a contract you must fulfill in order to slip your penis into my body. I’m not a sex maniac or an intercourse queen; quite frankly, I’m asexual, aside from spontaneous makeout sessions at Grog. I […]

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